Aesthetics of Triumph, Morodanesque

The M Approved Hangover Essentials You Need to Know

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I was planning to write something deep and meaningful. I drew up a sketch  of  some introspective philosophy to fit ‘the drama’ of the pictures. But I swear to God, I tried to churn every little gear in my head and I can’t come up with anything valid. Nada. 

 

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That’s why I’m gonna stick to what I know best a little. As in:

 

The M Approved Hangover Essentials You Need to Know

 

So, what I will essentially do is give you some valuable pieces of advice to turn you from a cast member of “The Walking Dead” into a somewhat functional version of Regina George.

 

The medically accepted symptoms of a hangover include feeling fatigued, thirsty, extra sensitive to light, nauseous, unable to concentrate, dizzy, achy, sleepy, depressed, anxious, and/or irritable.Translation: Pretty much every system in your body feels like crap.
  
 

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 So, here’s what does the trick for me when I can’t afford a day off after a night of boozing, and I have to be an adult business lady (read “boss bitch”) the next day. Three simple tricks which save me every time.
 
1. Hydrate (with water please, paws off the gin, ladies!). A lot. I try regaining my vitality by making those dusty old cells moist again. Have your local witch prepare you some floral essences too. I also eat lots of juicy fruits, because generally, my stomach is upset as well, and eating anything is also, more often than not, off the list. Drinking coffee will only dehydrate you and it will make that throbbing sensation in the sides of your head feel more like stabbing.
 
 

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2. Fake it till you make it. I hate this phrase, honestly, and I never abide by it unless I’m trying to cure a hangover. Even if every inch of your body is telling you “lay down, don’t talk to people” simply ignore it. Try to put on a smile (without it looking psychotic because of the muscle fatigue) and take the bull by the horns. I swear that’s what trying to go through an average day will feel like in that state.

 

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Andra Andreescu blouse – Morodan Shop pants & brooch 

Photos by Mihail Onaca

 

3. Swear you are never going to drink again. It will calm your nerves and it will make you feel better about your VERY bad decision to have all those drinks the night before. Repeat this step every time.

 

Comments

  • 3 March 2017
    candy

    Iti ador camasa :O

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  • 3 March 2017
    Adeline

    Tinuta asta e majestica. Ador mai ales brosa. Cand va fi disponbila pe shop?

    Reply
  • 3 March 2017
    Marisa I

    Superbe locatii ati gasit. In bucuresti?

    Reply
  • 3 March 2017
    Kikilicious

    Poza alb&negru m-a lasat fara cuvinte…

    Reply
  • 4 March 2017
    Calinita Tompia

    GORGEOUS ❤️️❤️️

    Reply
  • 5 March 2017
    Dina Popa

    You’ve got three steps, I need 3 days to get over a hangover :)) I miss being 20

    Reply
  • 5 March 2017
    Iunia Mrr

    ultima poza m-a facut sa izbucnesc in hohote! Esti o contesa delicios de nebuna intr-adevar! :))

    Reply
  • 5 March 2017
    Paulette

    Am intrat pe shop-ul tau si nu gasesc pantalonii. O sa mor daca nu ii am. Deci unde ii pot gasi? UNDE?

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    • 8 March 2017
      Ana Morodan

      🙂 Buna, ii gasesti pe shop in maxim 3 saptamani 🙂

      Reply
  • 5 March 2017
    Mara

    arata de parca ai fi in toscana. atat settingul, cat si vibeul tau de femeie puternica cu influente spanish.

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  • 9 March 2017
    Andrasiu Rodica

    buna ziua domnisoara Ana 🙂 aveti o brosa superba ! este cumva o molie ??? este unicat asa ca pentru o contesa sau se poate cumpara de undeva ? cu multa simpatie , Rodica 🙂

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