I am wearing a Lena Criveanu cape, American Apparel bathing suit (similar ) and Louis Vuitton sunglasses (similar )
© Serban Cristea
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There are a few things they don’t mention to you when you book your holiday in exotic places like Thailand, Bali, Fiji, Maldives and so on. Well, they don’t mention the fact that instead of tons of flies or mosquito’s they have LITTLE LIZARDS!!! Which crawl into your room (no, booking a 5 star resort will not save you)!
“Oh Miss, but that no bid deal, they no kill you, they friendly”
@!##$%^&*@$% – THEY FRIENDLY my ass. They are going to crawl into my bed and enter my mouth while I sleep!!! They are going to sleep in my dresses and pee on my jewelry!!! I am going to dieeeeeeeeeeee!
The first time I saw one in our room, I exiled myself in the middle of the bed and acted hysterical Dumb Barbie all the way. After 10 minutes, in which Serban was seriously considering my mental health, I think, it hit me (!)
“If lizards are normal here as flies in Europe, then they must have some sort of “lizard spray” ??!? against them. Well, no use cause the guys at the front desk didn’t understand what I was shouting in the phone so it hit me again (2 peaks of genius in one day – my neurons must be very relaxed) – I HAVE HAIR LACQUER in my beauty bag. I sprayed half of the tube on the motherfucker the little intruder and eventually he left the building.
Oh well, the perks of visiting paradise…
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My Thailand adventures are not over but you’ll get to see the rest of them after February 2nd #surpriseproject
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Also, you might wanna read this article – pretty interesting.
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Morodan
Comments
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Ana Morodan
:)) asta ziceam si eu acum 2 postari 🙂
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Style Bubble
hey! mi-a venit o idee care nu stiu de ce nu-mi venise, poate nu aveam neuronii relaxati :)))) sa plec din bucuresti in weekenduri sa fiu si eu mai relaxata in timpul saptamanii! iubesc la nebunie prospetimea postarilor tale, nu de alta!
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Tina
looooving the cape and the hat!
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Ginger Girl
you are beautiful! and too funny to be true!!!
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xenia cutun
well, thanks for putting me in the happiest mood ana, nice pictures nice place!
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Yasmina
uuuuuuu gorgeous woman & cape <3 <3
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Fete Fine
cred ca anul asta o sa ma spetesc si mai tare daca asta tre sa fac ca sa arat ca tine draga mea, esti minunata!
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Ilinca
cand mai ai probleme cu animalute, cheama-ma pe mine sa te salvez! esti adorabila :))) #stupidplantogotothailand
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Ofelia Danea
daca pana acum a fost atat de cool vacanta ta, abia astept data de 2 februarie!!! LOVE
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Skinny Mary
tremendously beautiful and funny! cute hat 🙂
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hermina toma
wow e foarte foarte misto capa
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Passion for Fashion
genius of style, you are!
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denise fiona lewis
i’m quite enjoying ur vacation and also the smiling shoes add 🙂 #feelingtempted
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A Modern Girl
looooooooooooove you in thailand love the beach look
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bianca
ahahahahaha i know EXACTLY what it’s like!!!! we women and the insects, what a story
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Eugene Marie
outfit de plaja perrrrrfect <3
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alina enescu crin
dap, nu ma satur de blogul tau 🙂 esti geniala 🙂 the coolest sunbathing outfit ever!
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Vivienne Lawson
beautiful cape, and love the mood!
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Chic&Chic
you are still so chic, even wearing so little, this is a real style lesson dear
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Ralucuta
daca ar fi dupa mine, ar trebui sa fii mereu in vacanta, ador povestile tale pline de umor si stil!!!
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Soos Cristina
Esti fenomenala ❤
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Soos Cristina
SU-PER-BE pozeleeee !!!!
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Adee
This is what I call a holiday!
super <3 iar de soparle poti sa te bucuri se putea si mai rau :P.
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Anca
Sa stii ca functioneaza si spray-ul de gandaci. Nu e frumos, dar nici eu nu am putut sa dorm cu o vietate catarata pe tavan fix deasupra patului. Daca o apuca ameteala si cade fix pe pat? M-am simtit ceva mai in siguranta in hotelurile care aveau plasa de tantari deasupra patului. Isterii de europence 🙂
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Victoria West
My most recent exotic vacation was in Cuba this past October, and you’re right, they tell you nothing about lizards. :))) I did see lizards in Cuba, same little guys as you’re describing here, but they didn’t crawl in our room (2nd floor of the hotel), but outside only, around the resort. 🙂
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Zvetlana
Buna,
Imi poti spune te rog daca in vacante ai avut probleme si cu gandacii?..Am avut parte de o experienta urata rau!! la un hotel de 5* in Maroc si cum anul acesta as vrea sa ajung prin Bali si la un moment dat in viata si prin Thailanda sau Maldive, as vrea sa stiu daca pot intalni aceeasi problema, care pentru mine e majora (un fel de fobie acuta cronica, caci realmente mi-e rau cand ii vad!!!)
Multumesc frumos.
Diana
hello 🙂
imi place mult cum ninge peste pozele tale exotico-paradisiace 🙂